UPDATE: As of 1 PM EST this afternoon (19 November), the skeletal remains found just a few houses from Caylee Anthony’s grandparents have been identified as belonging to the missing three-year-old! More on this in the next post …)
First, lemme give you a quick “heads-up”:
NBC’s “Today” show is heading for prime-time, if only for one night.
On December 22, Matt Lauer, Meredith Veira, Al Roker and Ann Curry are going to be hosting an hour-long review of the year’s biggest news events (I assume they mean “to that point”. Fortunately, it won’t be all news, though; the show will include big moments in pop culture and some hysterical “Today” show bloopers. So be sure to tune in to your NBC affiliate on Monday!
WHERE’S THE BEEF?? ON … ME?!?!
It sounds almost like something outta Saturday Night Live.
Burger King™ has unveiled a new cologne/body spray for men (at least, I hope it’s for men only) that smells … like beef!
Now, I dunno about you, but it seems to me that, when ya wear cologne, it’s meant to attract the opposite sex, not salivating dogs, cats, or the chronically-starved!
And what happens if you wear the BK cologne in McDonald’s? Would they have you arrested for harassment?
Or what if you grabbed it by mistake and sprayed it on before going to church? Probably have the shortest sermon ever, as, within fifteen feet of you, folks’ stomachs start growling for their Sunday dinner!
Well, it could be worse … Kentucky Fried Chicken could have a cologne out, too (remember the female employees who took a bath in their dish sink?).
ONE MORE WORD (or two)
No sooner had I written the post hoping that investigators would be more careful with the Caylee Anthony case than they were with Adam Walsh’s than we get the report that the meter reader had to call them four times before they took action!
This is gonna take some serious following, because it appears now that the Orange County (Fla.) Sheriff’s Department is under fire for their apathetic attitude toward the discovery.
More on this as it develops, of course.
That’s it for now, but stay tuned … there’ll be more in 24! Until then, remember:
When you see the shadow crossing, the Eagle’s in the air …”
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